"Nutty" neighbor has it made in the shade

In any given week, our next door neighbors here in Florida, Bob and Marie, spend more on their pug, HazelNut, than we spent to send two kids to college and graduate school.

"Nutty" has outfits for every occasion, a golf cart Bob bought to take her for a drive every afternoon, and was honored on her birthday at a poolside party that made a White House State Dinner look like lunch at White Castle.

A few weeks ago Nutty was rushed to the emergency room when Marie spotted what she feared was a hemorrhoid. Turns out the groomer had nicked Nutty's assshole during her weekly spa session.

Here she is modeling her latest accessory - a pair of custom doggie goggles Marie ordered after a veterinary opthamalogist told her HazelNut had a scratch on her cornea. Nutty doesn't much like them - it's difficult wearing glasses when you barely have a nose in the first place - but Marie says she plans to introduce the concept gradually, requiring her to wear her new shades for increasingly longer periods every day.

By 2050, Nutty should be able to keep them on for at least an hour!