The wolf is shaved
So neat and trim
Red Riding Hood
Is Chasing
Him
Burma Shave
The reason I was thinking about Burma Shave ads is that we
are in for the dirtiest, nastiest, most depressing presidential campaign in
generations. It's already started.
I sure wish Congress would pass a law limiting campaign ads
to no more than 15 words, and require a rhyme to make us laugh, just like Burma Shave ads. Just think how much more civil and entertaining campaign season would be.
Here are some examples of what might be. (And for the
record, I wrote five for each candidate so you don't have to count to try and figure out which one I'm for. Can’t stand
either of them.)
If the wealthy
You disdain
Remember Romney
Founded
Founded
Bain
Own a business?
It's well known
You didn't
Build it
On your own
The economy's
No longer slidin'.
Re-elect
Barack and
Biden
What's he doing
For the workforce,
When he's out there
On the
Golf course?
Feeling
poorly?
Don’t
despair.
You’re
covered
By
Obamacare
If you’re
in
The 1%
You can
thank
The
Government
Who would have guessed
Obama could
Make Jimmy Carter
Look so
good?
good?
Wanna know where
Romney’s going?
Depends which way
The wind
Is blowing
As president
Barack's unfit.
So make sure
That you vote
For Mitt
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