Wouldn’t it be great if the following people would shut up and go away once and for all?
Sarah Palin: The
latest declaration from Palin, who is desperate to stay in the news so she can
appear relevant and keep raking in personal appearance fees, is that Pope
Francis is too liberal for her tastes. This bitch isn’t even Catholic. STFU
please.
Al Sharpton: His
career is based on accusing individuals and the justice system of racism when, in fact, he’s a racist. Put a sock on it.
Miley Cyrus: If
she weren’t the daughter of Billy “Achy Breaky Heart” Ray she’d be asking, “Would
you like fries with that?” at a Burger King drive-thru window but as
a winner of the lucky sperm club she was handed her own TV show by Disney
along with a recording contract. Instead of doing something good with what fell
into her lap, she twerks and smokes
dope on TV -- a great role model for girls who want to grow up to be drug-addicted whores. Just go away.
Tom Cruise: In a
deposition he apparently compared the rigors he faces as a thespian (my
favorite word) to the rigors American soldiers face in Afghanistan. I can’t
believe even he is that stupid but if he really said it, I hope he runs into a group
of marines in a dark alley who will set him straight.
Nancy Pelosi: Heavy
doses of Botox supposedly make it impossible to smile or frown. Pelosi is proof
it doesn’t make one’s mouth immovable because idiotic remarks keep escaping
from hers. She should shut up. Nobody believes anything she says anyway.
The Kardashians: If
I read one more headline about a tweet from one of those twits I’ll puke.
Dan Rather: Is apparently upset CBS didn’t ask him to return for its coverage of the 50th anniversary of JFK’s assassination. Good. I was upset for 24 years when CBS allowed that asshole to sit in the anchor chair. More than anyone, Rather, who has said there’s nothing wrong with reporters interjecting their personal political views into news stories, has destroyed broadcast journalism as we knew it. After being fired for attempting to influence the outcome of the 2004 presidential election, he now reports the news on something called AXS-TV. It’s a safe bet tomdryden.com has more readers than ole Dan has viewers. Go away once and for all, OK?
Dan Rather: Is apparently upset CBS didn’t ask him to return for its coverage of the 50th anniversary of JFK’s assassination. Good. I was upset for 24 years when CBS allowed that asshole to sit in the anchor chair. More than anyone, Rather, who has said there’s nothing wrong with reporters interjecting their personal political views into news stories, has destroyed broadcast journalism as we knew it. After being fired for attempting to influence the outcome of the 2004 presidential election, he now reports the news on something called AXS-TV. It’s a safe bet tomdryden.com has more readers than ole Dan has viewers. Go away once and for all, OK?
Hahaha, oh Tom, this is one of those blogs that I wish would go on and on. I think you need to do, "STFU, The Sequel."
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