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WELCOME.

>PAY HERE WITH DEBIT CARD

> PAY HERE WITH CREDIT CARD

> PAY WITH FIRST BORN
> PAY CASHIER INSIDE

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PLEASE ENTER 5-DIGIT

ZIP CODE.

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ARE YOU A MEMBER

OF OUR LOYALTY CLUB?

> YES        >NO

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN?

> YES        >NO

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YOU’RE SAYING

YOU DON’T WANT
FREE SHIT?

> YES        >NO

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DO YOU WANT A

CAR WASH TODAY?

> YES        >NO

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WHY NOT?

> WASHED IT YESTERDAY

> IT ISN’T DIRTY

> RAIN IN FORECAST

> I AM A SLOB

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO 

PURCHASE A
 POWERBALL TICKET?

> YES        >NO

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YOU CAN’T AFFORD A LOUSY
 CAR WASH BUT CAN 
PASS UP THE CHANCE 
TO WIN A
$325 MILLION JACKPOT?

> YES        >NO

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OK, SUIT YOURSELF.

PRESS * TO CONTINUE.

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COKE OR PEPSI?

> COKE        >PEPSI

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RED SOX OR YANKEES?

> SOX          >YANKS

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ORANGE ORANGUTAN

OR CROOKED HILLARY?

> OO           >CH

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO
JOIN A CLASS ACTION
LAWSUIT AGAINST
HARVEY WEINSTEIN?

> YES        >NO

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REGULAR, PREMIUM,

ULTRA OR DIESEL?

> REG    > PREM

> ULTRA    > DIESEL

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DO YOU WANT A RECEIPT? 

> YES        >NO

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DO YOU KNOW THE

WAY TO SAN JOSE?

> YES        >NO

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THANK YOU. COME AGAIN.