Saturday, October 8, 2016

Clarification from the Trump campaign

  
To: The Media
From: Trump Campaign Press Room

There has been a great deal of negative coverage as the result of a 2005 tape released by the Washington Post yesterday in which Donald J. Trump was recorded having a private, off-the-record conversation with Access Hollywood reporter Billy Bush (who got his job only because he's related to those turncoat scum-sucking Bushes who spawned low-energy Jeb).

In yet another attempt to discredit Mr. Trump whom, we freely admit, is not always as articulate as we wish he would be, the media has taken one particular quote out of context. What Mr. Trump was actually telling Mr. Bush is that when he sees a woman holding a young cat in her arms who is about to step out in front of an oncoming car, he grabs the cat to get her attention and thus save her life.

“I never said I was a perfect person,” Mr. Trump said last night. “I’m ready to put this behind me and am looking forward to my debate Sunday night with that lying twat Hillary Clinton.”

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