Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Pumping for Information




WELCOME.

>PAY HERE WITH DEBIT CARD
> PAY HERE WITH CREDIT CARD
> PAY WITH FIRST BORN
> PAY CASHIER INSIDE


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PLEASE ENTER 5-DIGIT
ZIP CODE.


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ARE YOU A MEMBER
OF OUR LOYALTY CLUB?

> YES        >NO


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WOULD YOU LIKE TO JOIN?

> YES        >NO

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YOU’RE SAYING
YOU DON’T WANT
FREE SHIT?


> YES        >NO


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DO YOU WANT A
CAR WASH TODAY?


> YES        >NO


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WHY NOT?

> WASHED IT YESTERDAY
> IT ISN’T DIRTY
> RAIN IN FORECAST
> I AM A SLOB

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO 
PURCHASE A
 POWERBALL TICKET?


> YES        >NO


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YOU CAN’T AFFORD A LOUSY
 CAR WASH BUT CAN 
PASS UP THE CHANCE 
TO WIN A
$325 MILLION JACKPOT?


> YES        >NO

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OK, SUIT YOURSELF.
PRESS * TO CONTINUE.

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COKE OR PEPSI?

> COKE        >PEPSI

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RED SOX OR YANKEES?

> SOX          >YANKS

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ORANGE ORANGUTAN
OR CROOKED HILLARY?


> OO           >CH


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WOULD YOU LIKE TO
JOIN A CLASS ACTION
LAWSUIT AGAINST
HARVEY WEINSTEIN?


> YES        >NO


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REGULAR, PREMIUM,
ULTRA OR DIESEL?

> REG    > PREM
> ULTRA    > DIESEL

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DO YOU WANT A RECEIPT? 

> YES        >NO

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DO YOU KNOW THE
WAY TO SAN JOSE?

> YES        >NO

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THANK YOU. COME AGAIN.

1 comment:

  1. Should not have been taking a sip of coffee! Thanks!

    ReplyDelete