Thursday, January 26, 2023

THE EXORCISM



Phone rings. I pick it up.

TD: Hello.

Caller: This is (name garbled) from (name garbled). I'm calling to schedule Judith's exorcism.

TD: Exorcism! You have the wrong number.

Caller (loudly and slowly):  I. SAID. THIS. IS. DOCTOR. (DERMATOLOGIST'S NAME). OFFICE. I'm calling to schedule Judith's "excision."

TD: I'm sorry, I don't have my hearing aids in. She's not home right now.

Caller: That's quite alright. That's the funniest thing I've heard all year. Please have her call us when she gets in.

TD: I will. 



 

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