1. The Tonight Show gets a new host and you can’t understand why anyone would find him entertaining.
2. Thumbing through People
magazine at the doctor’s office you don’t recognize anybody but the celebrities
on the “In Memoriam” page.
3. Your new doctor calls you “sir.”
4. You are the only person on your street who receives a
newspaper.
5. The couples in the Viagra commercials look young.
6. You go into a Dunkin Donuts, order a large coffee and
the tattoo-covered server with a collar pin
through his eyebrow asks what kind of donut you want. You reply that you don’t
want a donut. He informs you that seniors are entitled to a free donut with a
large coffee.
7. Catching a glimpse of yourself in a mirror at the gym,
you realize your legs are skinny and hairless.
8. Your nephew is dating a grandmother.
9. You refuse to pay 98 cents a pound for potatoes.
10. You are receiving ads for burial insurance on your
Facebook page.
11. You go to a Kenny Loggins concert and the people in
front of you are wearing oxygen tanks.
12. As Kenny is singing “House at Pooh Corner” you suddenly remember you forgot to drink your Metamucil.
12. As Kenny is singing “House at Pooh Corner” you suddenly remember you forgot to drink your Metamucil.
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