this post is being written like everything from books to
term papers to news stories to blogs like this will be written in the future as a text message without
capitalization or punctuation & using lots of abbrevs as someone who has
made his living as a writer i find text messaging disturbing but most peeps
dont & are willing to overlook how our language is being butchered there is
a commercial for universal studios running here in fla that shows a family w/ a
teenage daughter walking thru the theme park & the daughter is looking down
at her cell phone texting constantly & her mom & dad keep exchanging
glances worrying that she is missing all the excitement & attractions &
at the end of the commercial the family is sitting by a pool & the girl
sends a text message to her dad who is sitting 5 ft away that says best
vacation ever and the dad thinks it is cute if she was my daughter id take away
her stupid cell phone & require her to take an afterschool job to repay me
for all the money I spent to take her to universal & make her read 100 of
the greatest books ever written & write a report on each in longhand
because this girl is going to grow up to be an illiterate moron who has nothing
to contribute to society & will probably someday when she is texting &
driving at the same time cause an auto accident that kills innocent people &
when she is standing in front of the judge pleading for mercy before her
sentencing she will say your honor my dad thought it was cute when I texted him
from 5 ft away so I didnt know I was doing anything wrong but maybe she wont
say that at all she will simply send the judge a text message but that is just my opinion thank
u for reading
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