Thursday, March 27, 2014

blog of the future


this post is being written like everything from books to term papers to news stories to blogs like this will be written in the future as a text message without capitalization or punctuation & using lots of abbrevs as someone who has made his living as a writer i find text messaging disturbing but most peeps dont & are willing to overlook how our language is being butchered there is a commercial for universal studios running here in fla that shows a family w/ a teenage daughter walking thru the theme park & the daughter is looking down at her cell phone texting constantly & her mom & dad keep exchanging glances worrying that she is missing all the excitement & attractions & at the end of the commercial the family is sitting by a pool & the girl sends a text message to her dad who is sitting 5 ft away that says best vacation ever and the dad thinks it is cute if she was my daughter id take away her stupid cell phone & require her to take an afterschool job to repay me for all the money I spent to take her to universal & make her read 100 of the greatest books ever written & write a report on each in longhand because this girl is going to grow up to be an illiterate moron who has nothing to contribute to society & will probably someday when she is texting & driving at the same time cause an auto accident that kills innocent people & when she is standing in front of the judge pleading for mercy before her sentencing she will say your honor my dad thought it was cute when I texted him from 5 ft away so I didnt know I was doing anything wrong but maybe she wont say that at all she will simply send the judge a text message but that is just my opinion thank u for reading

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