So there I was the other night, sitting in a corner booth of a dark restaurant with a group of friends, my arm around a beautiful woman, when I felt a warm and tingly sensation emanating from my crotch. A guy in his twenties experiences this feeling 100 times a day. A guy my age? Not nearly so often.
Glancing down, I saw a beam of light. I had
turned on the flashlight function of my iPhone so I could read the menu, had slipped the phone back in my pocket, and the light was still
on.
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