As an alumni of the University of Missouri, it is important that you take immediate action to secure your safety and property, and to disassociate yourself from an institution known not only for the racism of its student body but for being home of some of America's most inept administrators and faculty members. Here is a checklist containing suggestions for immediate implementation.
( ) Scrape Missouri Alumni decal from back window of vehicle.
Muscle may be required.
( ) Write “Return to Sender” on Missouri Alumni magazine and
replace in mailbox so postal workers will know you are ashamed.
( ) Take Mizzou blanket, diploma, sweatshirt, bookends,
etc. to Goodwill, but leave them anonymously at the back entrance so employees won’t
associate you with the school.
( ) Ask manager of local sports bar to provide a safe
space for alumni group to watch football games.
( ) Sign petition demanding the University rename its
mascot, Truman, because he was a hater who ordered bombs dropped on
Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
( ) When friends and co-workers ask, “Didn’t you go to the University
of Missouri?”, inform them they must have heard you wrong, you attended the University
of Mississippi with which it is often confused.
Be safe.
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