TD: Hello.
Caller: This is (name garbled) from (name garbled). I'm calling to schedule Judith's exorcism.
TD: Exorcism! You have the wrong number.
Caller (loudly and slowly): I. SAID. THIS. IS. DOCTOR. (DERMATOLOGIST'S NAME). OFFICE. I'm calling to schedule Judith's "excision."
TD: I'm sorry, I don't have my hearing aids in. She's not home right now.
Caller: That's quite alright. That's the funniest thing I've heard all year. Please have her call us when she gets in.
TD: I will.
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