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BIDEN’S DENTURES USED IN 

DENTASTIX COMMERCIALS?

 Our repeated calls to the VP's office for confirmation went unreturned.  

RYAN AND EDDIE MUNSTER: 

SEPARATED AT BIRTH?

Could it be that Ryan's mother gave up his identical twin for adoption ... 

and the twin went on to become a TV star?

BIDEN CALLS OBAMACARE 
"BIG F&*#ING DEAL!" 

"Sometimes words don't come out of your mouth the right way," Ryan reminded the gaffe-prone Biden who responded, "I always say what I mean."

EXPERT: "RYAN MAY HAVE A 
DRINKING PROBLEM"

Was that vodka in Ryan's glass?  "It sure looked like it," according to a Connecticut-based ad man who once worked on the Smirnoff Vodka account. "People of Irish descent often have problems with alcohol," the insider said. "And if Ryan does, he should come clean with us now."