The flag of the Kingdom of Callaway, which seceded from the United States 150 years ago. Observe the Confederate stars and bars and the nifty crown at the center.
Since the election, according to news reports, residents of seven states have collected enough signatures on petitions indicating they want their states to secede, that the Obama administration has to, by law, take them under consideration.
That’s nothing new to residents of my home county which, legend has it, seceded
from America 150 years ago.
I’m a native of Callaway County, Missouri, almost smack
dab in the center of a state that was admitted to the Union in 1821 as a slave
state.
Like most of the
central and southern parts of Missouri, Callaway was settled by Scotch-Irish farmers
from Virginia, North Carolina and Kentucky. Many of those original settlers brought
slaves with them. To this day, native Callawegians -- including this one when he’s had a couple
of drinks -- speak with a distinct twang that evokes the Appalachian Mountains
over which our ancestors traveled.
Callaway, in 1861, was one of four counties comprising Missouri’s
tobacco belt. Tobacco required intensive labor. Though it was lightly
populated, Callaway had more slaves per capita than almost any county in
Missouri.
When the Civil War began and other slave states seceded, Abe
Lincoln sent Federal troops to force Missouri to remain in the Union.
That didn’t sit well with the residents of Callaway County – the
white ones that is. And here’s where the details become sketchy.
Legend has it the men of Callaway got together and decided
their county would secede from Missouri, but wouldn’t join the Confederacy.
Instead, it would become a new nation, conceived in slavery and dedicated to the
proposition that rich tobacco farmers should remain that way.
The new country wasn’t to have a president. It was to be
ruled by – I'm not making this up – a king, who would reign over his realm
from a new capital, Kingdom City. The
citizens of Callaway would send troops to help their Confederate brothers but,
seeing the writing on the wall, didn’t intend to link their fate to the South's. The former Callaway County, Mo., would henceforth be known – and still is today – as the
Kingdom of Callaway.
Even after the war was over, the Kingdom for years refused to be
governed by outside forces and continued to assert its sovereignty though, eventually,
residents threw in the towel.
Papers have never been found to document any of this
silliness, but every Callawegian knows the story. If, indeed, a king was
chosen, his identity remains a secret. I like to think he was one of my
ancestors and that I might be ruling today as King Thomas I -- though I would have
certainly freed the slaves. Realistically, however, the kingship would have
gone to my older brother and I would be a mere prince.
Located at the junction of Interstate 70 and U.S. 54, Kingdom City today
consists of three truck stops, four motels, a McDonald’s, a Denny’s, a carpet
outlet, a candy store called Ozarkland, a retro clothing store called
Nostalgiaville USA, and, last time I was there, a remarkably good BBQ joint/biker
bar whose back wall is festooned with brassieres.
A couple of those bras are large enough to be used as parachutes in the event Callaway ever again decides to secede and its paratroopers have to jump behind enemy lines.
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