What are the odds of this?

Odds of:

calling a coin toss correctly: 1 in 2.

two blondes, each of whom own more sweaters than Macy’s, both showing up for dinner wearing lilac cardigans: 1 in 100.

a Connecticut supermarket cashier saying “thank you": 1 in 11,543.

two blondes, both of whom own more colored tops than The Gap and more sweaters than Macy’s, meeting for dinner wearing aqua tops and lilac cardigans: 1 in 13,664.

tomdryden.com winning a Pulitzer prize:
1 in 124,253.

two blondes, both of whom own more slacks than Bloomingdales, more tops than The Gap and more sweaters than Macy’s, meeting for dinner wearing white pants, aqua tops, and lilac cardigans: 1 in 264,035.

a dachshund that, after five years of training by the Dog Whisperer, is at least 95 percent housebroken: 1 in 649,740.

two blondes, both of whom own more individual pieces of jewelry than the royal families of Britain, Brunei, Spain and Sweden, more slacks than Bloomingdales, more tops than The Gap and more sweaters than Macy’s, meeting for dinner wearing identical bracelets from same designer, white pants, aqua tops and lilac cardigans: 1 in 2,238,536.

being killed by a frozen turd falling out of the lavatory of an airplane:

1 in 53,320,000.

two blondes meeting for dinner and discovering they are carrying identical Pucci handbags and wearing identical bracelets, white pants, turquoise t-shirts and lilac cardigans: 1 in 159,295,303.

a meteor landing on your house: 1 in 182,138,880,127,006.

those two, meeting for dinner in same restaurant exactly 124 weeks to the day after the above incident, and, once again, wearing five identical items of clothing and accessories, none of which they wore the first time: 1 in 652,253,200,539,231,502.

neither friend’s husband having cell phone with camera on him to record second incident: 100 percent.